. She was hot!! Simone recaptured my attention when she asked, "So how are you feeling right now?" With a sly grin I looked her in the eye and said, ...I'll be right back with your answer." I walked over to talk with the DJ. Simone could see him smile and then see me point in her direction. The DJ was nodding his head and I started heading back to her. I took her hand and said, "Come on, let me show you exactly how I'm feeling." 'Promiscuous' started playing and I pulled her close to me, my hand. ”“Angel is going to give birth to your sons.”“What!? Where?”“In the room next to this one. Do you want to be there?”“Yes! Why would you think that I wouldn’t?”“I have been monitoring the goings on here on your planet and it seems that many men do not want to be present.”“I do. I know it is going to be messy and all, but I see it as a miracle and the greatest gift that a man and woman can give to each other. How do I get in there?”A door slid open and there was my Angel on a normal looking. Waise main ishika se class mein bahut frank tha hamesha mazaak karta raheta tha. Ek baar ki baat hai main claas mein baitha tah aur uske boobo ko dekhne ki koshish kar raha tha tab usne mujhe dekh liya. Aur mujhe poocha ki “monty tumhara dhayan kaha hai??” Main bola ki”kahi nahi maam”. Wo mere paas aai aur boli ki “dikhao tumne kitna likha hai” main copy chupane ki koshish karne laga kyuki mera dhayn to uske boobo pet ha aur main ek shabd bhi nahi likah tha. Maine copy apne god mein daba li aur. He was a corporate lawyer and had called GENERIC BRAND HEROES to see what had happened. They were in the clear. I had ordered Dana Owens and I had received Dana Owens. From the looks of things I was becoming Dana Owens, too. They did offer a refund since Dana Owens sold for less than Dan Owens. Thanks dad. I'll be needing that money... for bras!!!!Being true upper-middle class suburbanites, we decided to hide my condition as long as possible. Maybe it would 'go away' or no one would notice..