" "But you haven't gotten a date yet," Sophie says. Fuck! That's the one thing I forgot to do before school ended! Now there are only two choices I ha...e to make here: Go alone to Spring Fest, or hunt down a boy that is hot and willing to go with me. Both make me look and feel stupid. I put a fake smile on my face and say, "I know I will find a date. There are so many guys falling for me." "Okay... Well, we have to go see you later. Thanks a lot for the meal. I was about to die from starvation.". I was speechless and I wasn’t feeling good, I tried to get up but for some strange reason my limbs and my brain were not in sync, I looked across at her“What have you done Jane” I asked in a stern voice, I was starting to break into a sweat, I felt really hot.Jane looked at me, “Oh just something I put in your coffee, don’t worry it wont kill you” she said as she reached across and took the scrapbook from the bookcase. She walked to me putting the book on my lap, “Take a look” she said, “Oh you. " She stood up again patting me on the head as she did.I was getting angry now, frustrated that she wouldn't even consideralleviating this punishment. "No I'm not, I'm a man and my name isPhillip, not Lilly." A man? Really? I would never have guessed what with your princesspyjamas or that cute scrunchy you have in your hair?" Shut up." I was finding myself getting angrier."Or what about those pink knickers you're wearing? OOH yes very manlyindeed," she said chuckling, a mean lilt to her. When I mentioned the policeman and the park bench, even Sam's good humour slipped slightly as she called Steve 'a miserable bastard.' Terry brought a few smiles when she told them some of the things I'd said to Steve."I know we suggested dating, but I didn't mean so quick, and thought one at a time might be more appropriate." Said a giggling feminine voice.I hadn't heard my front door open so was surprised to see Paula standing there.I laughed and when I saw Jill's face couldn't help but.