Oddly enough it was a heavenly sight and Gabe noticed he had an erection. The monitor turned itself off and God said: “Well?”“Well what? Do you ...ven have to ask? What’s the problem with Hell?”“Small print, Gabe,” God said, “They’re all lesbians.”“Dude!” Lucifer hissed at him.“You suck, you know that?” Gabe tried to stand up, but couldn’t, “Fuck it, I choose life.”“Fine.” God said, clearly offended, “But don’t think you’re getting an offer like this again.”He put his hand over Gabriels eyes and. I went over to Carol’s house to hang out in her basement. When I got there she told me her mom had gone out shopping and her brothers were away. So we went straight down stairs to the basement as usual. However, this time we went straight to the couch and began kissing heavily. There was a lot of heavy breathing on our part but unlike all of the other times, I was not afraid to make the next move, this time I just went for it. I just started to feel Carol’s tits through her shirt. Her. For God's sake"Jesus Christ,does that woman ever shut the f*ck up? Whinge,whinge,whinge,every bloody day!"YESSSSSSS,I'm coming".Well fat chance of THAT...cumming I mean.Then,from nowhere this thought popped in me head...take 'em,use 'em later to wank over.WTF?! But know what...I did.I folded them up & quickly dashed to me bedroom.Where to hind them though? If mam found them...well it didn't take a genius to work out what would happen.AHAAAAAA,thought I,I'll put them on,simples.Well,wouldn't. I wondered if I wasstill dreaming. I had never had a dream like this before, but maybe itwas possible. I tried to pinch myself, but no difference.It occurred to me that if I wasn't dreaming, I was in trouble. Could Itell anyone I wasn't this girl? Who would believe me? And even if by somemiracle someone believed me, what could they do? I somehow doubt anybodyknows how to do a soul transplant.For that matter, I wasn't sure where my real body was. If my soul was inher body, was she in mine? Or.