Tell me what did you do Billy?" "I dropped my drawers in front of everyone, including mom. That's what." "Oh...well...so tell me mom did you get a goo... look at little Billy?" She chuckled. "Oh did I" Cheryl said playing along. "Only little Billy wasn't so little. In fact little Billy was rather excited and was standing up for all to see!" With that Allison turned to Billy and laughing said "You mean you got a hardon in front of the Dr.?" "Yes, I did." "So tell me mom what happened next. I have. “Good idea.”“Perhaps I can get it,” Joe offered.“Let my assistant,” Rico smiled. “He knows Italian, unlike you.”“True,” Joe sighed. He found a chair and pulled out a notebook. Started a new poem. An advantage being a writer.After a couple hours and a delicious lunch of Tuscan style pizza and a salad with olives, prosciutto, goat cheese and oil and vinegar dressing (“Italian,” Joe quipped to himself) Alejandra began her audition.“Tell me how you started in acting,” the director asked.She told. “You alright?” he asked her.“Yeah, fine,” she replied, sitting down. Her eyes widened dramatically the moment her ass hit the chair, signalling that she’d discovered the theft of her panties. If only she knew they were wadded up in Jake’s pocket right that instant!“Okeydokey,” Jake replied, turning and walking to the copy room, grinning.Today was really looking up.The rest of the workday had Jake tempted to use the “fast forward” button, but he decided that was a little too intense a concept. . not exactly.The last life the State Library burned ... kinda. There was more damage done by the fire department than by the fire. Books ... especially books printed from 1850 on were printed on acid paper. It's cheaper. So what if the books yellow on the edges and turn grey in the middle. Does it really matter that wet acid paper books get a little pulpy. Not to the book sellers ... just to the readers.But I love the smell of books in the library. I love the feel of real ink on a page. I.