Steve’s twelve over par was a very respectable for score for him but it couldn’t compare to the young man’s score.The prime rib dinner made for ... very pleasant day.While Steve was eating his dinner Trish Simon sat down at his table. She asked him if he could help her out at the fund raising dinner they were having for the hospital.“What do you have in mind?”“Well there is a silent auction and I would like to auction off a date with you.”“Why don’t you just let me make a monetary donation?”“That. Kim's sheets, also unlaundered, smelled faintly of Kim. I slept on my left side. It was a nice change.Tess never did wash her bedding that night, however.We hit Morgantown around lunchtime Tuesday, and since Tess had no plans to visit The Pines Country Club, where that week's tournament was to be held, until Wednesday, I just got her settled in at our latest RV park and then told her I was going to get lost for awhile.The park was in a semi-rural area, reasonably close to The Pines, but not. "Can I say something before we begin?"Sam leaned forward grinning. Several others had bemused expressions. Few of them had any doubt they were about to have some fun. The Chairman, himself, smiled indulgently. Rebecca now suspected he'd always had a thing for her."Bradley and I are going out," she announced, tersely. "That's all." Who's Bradley?" someone asked."That engineer guy," Fiona, the company legal specialist, told him."Ah!" the Chairman said."'Going out casual' or 'real serious going. If there is a Hell, then one of the lower levels must surely be a seriesof sunken narrow pits in which sinners are entombed for all eternity. Iwould have said anything, done anything, promised anything, to beallowed out of there. I would have happily agreed to exchange placeswith any one of my loved ones for the opportunity to escape thisnightmare.Do not think badly of me unless you too have been tortured in this way.At some point I too started to wail and howl as the agonising cramps setin, in.