Stefan had been dreaming of a soft bed with the delicious smell of a passionate woman enticing his lust when the cursing jarred him from his fantasy. ...ith one eye open, he watched his companion jump around in a circle, dancing an un-choreographed depiction of pain."Methinks that thou dost receive the naked judgment of Venus upon thy person?" Stefan proclaimed with false gravity as he sat up, and rolled the kinks out of his neck."Oh shut up!" Gregor snapped, "My cock burns from the inside out.. Just call me Jaqui. Pronounced Jakee. Okaaay? I’m 41 in 2010, the year of our Lord. Oh dang, shouldn’t be mentioning Him since the first thing I’m gonna tell you about myself is that I like to fuck young men. Always have, I think I always will. Back in my twenties and early thirties, I was eyeing the teenagers with their wild, hungry eyes, brand new raging hormones and Weeble woodies. Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down. I used to think that was a problem, that I was some sort of. I’d been visiting Grandma with a mate of mine, Steve, and was walking back towards his house when we bumped into Audrey. She welcomed me and said tomorrow was her 70th birthday and did I fancy a drink at her house which was right next to where we were talking, as she went inside she left the door ajar.Steve looked at me and smiled “Is this the old bird you shagged a few years ago” “Yes and she’s horny as fuck” as we made our way inside. She motioned for us to sit down, she had a three piece. " Her mouth turned up at the corners. "And I don't have to meet Becks 'til half twelve." "Would she object if you were late?" He took another step. "Absolutely." "Would she ask why?" "Absolutely." One more step, then another, quicker than the last, want building exponentially inside him. "Then shouldn't we make sure you two have something big to talk about?" "Thought you'd never ask." Her hand fell from the door handle and she turned as his final two paces brought them within a foot of one.