. I don't know." Itwas more like he felt he already was good friends with them. "How canthat be?" he thought. "I just met these women yet I already...feel soclose to them."It occurred to him that all three women were also quite attractive, andyet... yet, he didn't feel any familiar sexual thoughts directed towardthem. Ordinarily, he'd be initially attracted to any winsome girl,though the very next thing that would pass through his mind would alwaysbe, "Gee, I'd like to look like her." No," he. ” He caressed her shoulders, staring into her brown eyes. Usually so full of hope, tonight they were dulled. He had seen this look before. When they stopped to think about their situation, when they acknowledged that they were never supposed to have been, she seemed to shrink into nothing. “Are you here, my love? Are you still mine?” At the sound of his pleading voice, she came alive. She threw her arms around his neck and brought her lips to touch his. Within moments her tongue was flicking. Sally went back to the same mall where I had gotten the toy. Afterwardswhen she told me shewas braless, wearing just levis, a t shirt and a wind breaker that couldn'teven close in the front, it got me very aroused just thinking about it.So, she goes bouncing and jiggling into the mall.As luck would have it, some assholes make comments on her new endowments onthe way intothe mall. This got her extremely upset, so instead of going to the brashop she had hoped for, uponseeing "Spells R Us" she. . You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I might as well pee, as long as I’m here”.Pharmacist to a customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ... Simply showing your marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough.”A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman “Which book has helped you most in your life?”The woman replied, “My husband’s check book”“Political Correctness is just.