I heard it direct from her mouth.”“Bullshit! Total bullshit!”“No, I promise it IS the truth. I came home from school just before the Thanksgiv...ng break, and I heard Mom and Aunt Bella arguing. Mom was pleading with Aunt to stop fucking our Dad. While the argument continued, I learned about the incestuous contacts I just mentioned. I also learned that Mom and Aunt Bella lick each other’s pussy occasionally.”“Now I know you are making this shit up. Our Mom would never eat another woman’s. I thought about it for a bit and I came up with ten good reasons why some men prefer guns over women.Number ten – You can trade and old 44 for a new 22.Number nine – You can keep one gun at home and have another one to take with you on the road.Number eight – If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.Number seven – Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for back up.Number six – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of. Was that a suspender belt and stocking top he had glimpsed? Had he also spotted a white lace bra through the button holes on the front of his dress?He mentally shook himself out of these thoughts. This was a boy in a dress after all!“But where’s Tony? You’re a girl…with breasts and make up…and hair…” he blurted out. His Mum clipped him across the head.“This is how it is now Jake.” I replied ,quietly eyes down. My hand , with its flamboyant long pink nails, instinctively went up to his shoulder,. “I’m no telepath.” But it hit him, and he went quickly on. “I wish I were, but Ship reads my mind, and we can communicate while I’m inside her or within a couple of hundred yards, but it’s Ship that basically does the communicating. I’m just a plain old Earthman with absolutely no mental talents along those lines — at all.” But even as he spoke, Jeff wondered how he was able to call to Ship if he were close enough to her, and then there was the time when he was slipping off that snow-covered.