But, the whole scene was so funny. These two were really really dumbos; all they lacked were ears big enough for them to flap and fly with. "Bruce! P...ease Bruce, wait!" she screamed. Languidly leaning against the door jamb, I watched as she desperately dressed. As for his assholeship; he'd fallen on his ass twice trying to pull his pants on. I would have laughed, but it didn't seem the polite thing to do at that particular moment. Hoerter finally got himself enough together to get his ass out. The problem was that all of the breech-loading flintlocks were a pain to maintain or too expensive to manufacture. Neither one of these problems bothered Pa, simply because he was not interested in a mass produced weapon for the Army or for sale to the common people. No, Pa's rifle was a thing of beauty, and everyone was custom made and one of a kind. Maintenance was not a problem for Pa's rifles because they were made of the finest quality materials and finished to a fare-the-well. All you had. My chest grew heavierand heavier as her breasts grew on me. It was hard dealing with my new center of balance, but this is the priceyou pay. They we fake but impressive none the less. It was hard pickingthe lock as long fingernails are not meant to jimmy a door, and she wasfarsighted and I didn't have her contact lens on my side of the door. Iwalked in and placed a chloroform rag over my old body's mouth, once out,a simple injection and she would be out at least 12 hours. First I foundher. He surprised me by leaning in conspiratorially. ‘Don’t tell Daniel,’ he said quietly, his breath tickling my bare shoulder. ‘But I don’t enjoy weddings all that much, particularly when I don’t know many people.’ He straightened up, his eyes twinkling. ‘I was grateful for your company at the last one, so I’m glad to see you.’ I blinked up at him, speechless for a moment. ‘Right,’ I said finally. ‘I’m sure we were all total pains, begging you to speak just so we could hear your accent.’ I grinned.