And that time back in the 18th century when the bibulous old twat had drunk four quarts of gin. And the time in sixteen-hundred-and-frightened-to-deat... when the ol twat had fallen into a vat of rum, and nearly drowned trying to drink his way out. Mary Christmas: Yeah, I remember that. He got out three times to have a piss, then climbed back in. The twat First Elf: Twat. Mary Christmas: Twat. All cast members under four feet high turn towards audience. Cast: Boys and girls, Santa is a twat!. . and with the benefits too!”. Reaching for her underwear, she smirked, looking at her friend and tossing them back into her bag. Slipping into her shorts, sans panties, felt almost as naughty as going naked ... almost. “Mmmmm, I think I’ll skip them, huh?”Arriving home, closing the front door and locking it behind her, Abby could not wait to get upstairs. They had not had time to shower off after swimming, Kaylie’s mom had forgotten about an errand she had to run after dropping Abby home.. And yes I’m 26 and my parents still take me on vacation from time to time. I guess I am spoiled in many areas of my life. Including when it comes to my white pussy getting black cock too!About the third day of the trip I decided to stay at the hotel pool while my parents went out for the day. I had been laying poolside for about an hour when I just happened to look up as Anthony came walking through the gate at the pool. I u*********sly licked my lips at the sight of him. Over 6 feet tall. 8:00 Jenny stands on the deck waiting for the mail person a woman in her 30's tall red head that has never been with another female but Jenny really gets to her. Seeing her coming Jenny undoes the top snaps of her top causing her breast to over flow then warping her arms around the woman for a hug and sweet kiss on the cheek. The mail lady is speakless as Jenny slides her hands into the top of the woman's shorts finding bear skin of her upper ass. Then smiles and goes inside. Watching the woman.