Jane had wavy brown- black hair, cut to shoulder length, and a dark Latin- American complexion, still so smooth and wrinkle-free even at age 48, which...made her dark, slender legs look so very inviting, especially when they wrapped around his waist or his neck in the heat of passion. By contrast, Wendy was tall, 5’8′, with straight, ass- length light-blonde hair, and although her breasts measured in at 40 inches, Wendy’s areolas and nipples were smaller than Jane’s. Wendy’s skin-tone was very. That would save some time and lots of aggravation.As I neared my backyard I could see through the shrubbery that Charlie was at our back door. He's always coming over to borrow something. The door opened and he went inside. As I got closer to the house I could see my wife and Charlie through the kitchen window."What the hell," I yelled to myself.They were kissing. And it wasn't your average hello how are you kiss.I was just outside the window now. Their faces were locked tight in a lip sucking,. “No, that wouldn’t get past trade’s description. A wife doesn’t fuck other men, ever! That’s what we agreed to in front of our families and friends. You broke that agreement, so you are no longer a wife. That just leaves slut. Unless he paid you, and then whore would be the correct term.“Let’s take a look at his phone,” I said, after the silence extended into inanity. I’d pocketed it after encouraging Assface out of the flat, but hadn’t thought of it since. Why not? I put it down to being upset. ” – Ted Nugent “Son: Mom, I think I have an Oedipus Complex.Mother: That’s OK – as long as you love your mother” – Book of Jewish Mother Jokes“Your mother should kno-owww, … your mother should know” – Magical Mystery Tour, The Beatles 1967She was leaning over the sink looking intently into the mirror as she carefully applied her mascara. She was not finished dressing yet. She wore a silky white half slip through which he could make outthe faint outline of her girdle. On top wore a cream-colored.