When Mistress got in the door to the house, she was literally all over me like a rash, and it was exactly where I wanted her. Mistress had her hands ...nside my blouse and her tongue in my mouth before she’d even opened the belt on her greatcoat, and the feeling was fantastic!Then the shit really hit the fan; D-Day arrived! The British and Americans landed in Normandy, and began the second front. That left Mistress and I in a very awkward position. The life we knew was going to be over very. Even Harrybrightened up that day, because Miss Phillips was generally recognisedas a bit of pin-up throughout the school. She was tall and elegant,with long flowing, almost jet black, hair, and she always dressed inwhat we thought must be the height of Parisian chic, which perfectlysuited our ideal of how a French teacher should look."Now, boys, I am going to make the costumes for you, because the onesthe school has are far too outdated. We need new ones. So I'm going totake your measurements.". Just this once. Please. I really need your help, and you can keep all his fee- I will give my cut to you in return for this one favour. I don't expect you to start doing this all the time."Martha began to giggle, then stopped herself. "Where?" she said. "All the rooms are busy".Chad laughed as he realised he had persuaded her. "Well, there's no where else but here. It's a live show. The others will be generous, I'm sure, for the chance to watch".Martha sighed. Now was her last chance to pull. Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. “I have a name for the no name toilet paper” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.”“Why?” asks the confused clerk.“Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”St. Peter said “That’s a question.
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