After a good 45 seconds of her staring at all 81/2inches of me she appologized. "Sorry you'll have to excuse me for I don't do this too often, well no... with a real one atleast." I instantly thought back to the dresser she must be a lesbian."What do you mean?" I asked."I'm usually with women or shall I say my woman....... yes I'm a lesbian, or so i thought until you pulled up to install my cable. I was instantly attracted to you so much so I tried taking a shower and finger fuck myself to. "Miss Cleghorn" Oh George, that awful man, he deceived me, he hid his manhood from me, how could I know he was so inadequate." I can't stop, here gassing with thee, I said I would check boiler at Church so come on down and we can talk there." George replied.He snatched an envelope from the desk then grabbing some tools he ushered her from the room.They entered the Church: the Vicars wife tended the flowers, "Is Frederick around?" George enquired."Up tower I'll get him" she replied.George stood. "Chief busted out laughing at the canned meat statement and I gave him a dirty look because his big ass had started all of this. About a month back he had gotten his hands on a case of spam and had given it to my adopted daughter. She had fried some of it with several different spices and other things and had become the village chef or at least the head cook. The villagers had gone nuts over the stuff and bugged the hell out of me and Chief ever since wanting more of the canned marvel to eat.. Her legs aimed skyward and her pussy changed shape fluidly with the motion, yawing back and forth. Her taint and her anus bounced and stretched and shined with white froth. Edgar leaned back and looked at her stomach and could see two trails of shadows that outlined the ridge where his dick was. He rocked and grinded around and watched as the ridge on her pelvis shifted. Jules moaned and with her eyes closed rose her head and resumed the kiss, her tongue playfully wrestling with his, with her.