During the last ten years our lives have calmed down a lot, we both have fulfilling careers and two k**s to add to our lovely f****y. Unfortunately, a... with most married couples at some point our day became so full that at the end of our night we both just can’t wait to fall asl**p so our sex life has faltered, which brings us to our current situation. Lexi had just started a new job and had become quick friends with another woman from work named, Chelsea. Every one called her Chel for short.. We went up two flights, and then down a short hallto what, to this day, I still think of as the most heavenly place inthe world.It wasn't merely a girl's room. I had been in girls' rooms and knewwhat they looked like. This was like a girl's room raised to thehighest power. All the feminine things you would expect in a girl'sroom were here, but feminine in the highest degree, just short ofexaggeration. It was so feminine, it was enough to make any ordinarygirl's room seem like a barracks by. He didn't give the appearance of an obese man, but of a very large framed man. His large fingers punched buttons on a calculator as he went over figures on the page in front of him.After a long delay, the waitress finally came over to the table and asked, "So what will you have?"Smiling at the waitress, Ed replied, "I'll have the Elk steak medium well, thousand island dressing on the salad, brussel sprouts, baked potato with butter no sour cream, and an iced tea."Surprised at the completeness. I slowly stood upand went to the bedroom. My wife was lying in bed with her leg hangingover the side. I looked carefully and it looked like my leg and foot. Iwas dizzy with shock and confusion. I grabbed my pants from the chairand left the bedroom. I went to the kitchen and stepped into my pants.There was that pain in my knee again. I pulled my pants up but Icouldn?t get them over my butt. I hobbled into the guest bedroom andlooked in the mirror. I couldn?t believe it. I had my wife?s ass too..