I do have to say I am a little hurt that you find it necessary to make fun of my love making skills. But, whatever, I guess I won’t be having to dis...ppoint any other woman now. There’s an upside to everything as I am always saying.“The best to all of you. Give my love to our baby.“Love, your used to be Jimmy.“Oh my God!” she screamed, “he heard us! The other night, he somehow heard us!”“Oh my God is right. But he couldn’t have heard us. He wasn’t up there with us, and I know he couldn’t hear us. Fast forward a month or so and me my wife and my best friend are getting d***k at our house. we were all very d***k on Yeager bombs, and feeling no pain. My wife got up to go the restroom, she had way to much to drink. I knew my friend ‘Dave’ had a thing for my wife. We spoke of it before. So I took a chance, and asked him. ‘Wanna hide in the closet and watch me fuck ‘Julie’? I could have acted like I was joking if he freaked out. But instead he gave a calm reply. ‘fuck yeah I do’. So my wife. You said anything I wanted. I’ve made my choice. Do you want to let me down?”She shook her head. “How will we even find someone by tonight?”“There’s no guarantee,” I said. “But we can try.”She’d logged my phone into her account on the dating app. I’d set the profile to “seeking women only” and updated the description to say we were a couple looking for a unicorn for one night of play. I pulled the sheets up enough to cover our nude bodies and took a couple of profile photos of the two of. “I know what happened today!” “Whoa, whoa, whoa… Slow down there…” I said. She pointed one finger on my chest. “No! You slow down! And listen to me!” “Alright” I sighed. “Come in and let’s have a talk.” We went to the living room. I had the worst feelings possible. “Denise’s told me everything” Rosalyn said. “I know what happened in the car.” “Listen, Rosalyn. I didn’t do anything, ok?” “Let me talk, will ya! Denise really IS in love with you, Marc. She truly loves you. You’re her.