No, I died in a plane crash. What are the odds? It just so happened that a storm appeared right smack dab in the middle of the Pacific Ocean for no re...son and somehow my plane is nearby. My last thoughts were, let’s see… ‘Fuck, I finally saved up enough money to upgrade my PC! Screw you weather!!!’ Yeah, something along those lines. Not my best moments, I gotta admit.[CONGRATULATION, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE GIFTED WITH THE 'GAMER' SYSTEM]Ah, finally, there we go. As soon as I finished. But my Johnny is no slouch either." And who is Johnny?" Why him, miss." Pointing to the other man in the room. "My husband, miss."Husband? Well, it is an unusual household, now isn't it.What the hell could I do? I smiled in response. Jason did a bit more."Johnny?" Yes, sir?" The up-till-then silent Johnny said as he instantly approached the table and gave his full attention to Jason."A one hour reward for Susan." Yes, sir," he responded as he suddenly turned and walked away. At a china cabinet,. ”“Karen, Mary doesn’t know it but her mother allowed me to reserve a hotel room for tonight. It is a three-room suite with two bedrooms. You are more than welcome to stay with us. I will use the pullout and you can have one room and Mary the other. Would you like that?”I got mobbed by two very sexy ladies and kisses from Mary. Mary whispered to me; “That is the sweetest thing, but I expected nothing less from you. I want you to know that I could easily fall in love with you. You are not going. I almost fainted right there and wanted to leave even though I rarelydenied it when someone was bold enough to ask. "How did you know?" Dude, you eye every guy just like I do. It's obvious you are plus exactlyhow many straight guys take art appreciation their freshman year." Damn, I need my Gaydar in for repairs. I had no idea you were," I laughedand figured out he was as well."Matt, you're not the obvious type that screams I am gay when you open yourmouth or by your actions. I watch guys look.