”Me: Thik hai.To Saleem bola, “Nahi main tujhe Aslam ka phone deta hu. Uske paas iphone hai. Usme raat ko photo achi aayegi. Behanchod mood na off...kar diyo. Warna teri gand mar lunga.”Maine kaha bhai puri koshish karunga. Fir Saleem aur main Aslam ko dhundhne nikal gaye. Kafi der dhundhne ke baad hame Aslam to mila nahi. Par Javed mil gaya.Javed ek dum hatta katta 6ft se jada height ka adami tha. Ek dum kala sa kahi se bhi dekhne se nahi lag raha tha ki woh Saleem ka bhai hoga. Saleem uske paas. So this is where I made my move. Knowing the baby is taking her afternoon nap for a good two hours I coerced my wife to take her mom to the grocery for supplies and toiletries. This should give me enough time to rifle through her wardrobe and, of course, her inviting panties that lay down on the bathroom hamper. So off they went and as soon as the garage door closed my hard on sprang to life.I proceeded into her bedroom and gently checked out her panty collection, being extra careful as to not. Please get out,’ he insisted ‘It’s okay, David, you can show us. I've seen it before,’ Stacey lied. ‘Huh? When?’ ‘Dave, you leave the bathroom door open all the time and your blaring music. I come in all the time and watch you shower and you never notice a thing.’ ‘Ah shit…’ ‘Don’t be shy , Dave. I bet you like getting this attention from us.' ‘I’m not shy – I just think it’s not right to have my sister here…no matter how much I like it.' Cindy, grabs a hold of David arms that. But it’s not a formula we can articulate, because I can’t think of ANY way to fit both Sam and Eve into the same mold!”“Thank God!” Sam laughed. “Nothing personal, Eve!”“Same here!” Eve agreed.“And yet, the progressive Persian Jew from the near-North side and the conservative WASP from Naperville work together wonderfully. The same is true for the daughter of Russian émigrés and the transplanted Texan who happens to be a Penguins fan. Or the daughter of a Portuguese fisherman and the son of an.