" True, but people passing by see 'Sammy Oldham' on the door, and that carries a lot of weight."I never knew what to expect from Wanda. She'd changed ...onsiderably since our first meeting, over four years before, but she often said things that surprised me. I wondered if she just wanted to shock me, or she was being sincere.The temperature in the house had reached ninety degrees when we got back, and the air was stuffy. I turned the air conditioning on, and we got back in the pool to cool. I responded by telling her I was now fully retired, not looking for either work or another ‘companion’ and just generally rather enjoying my free time. So how was she? And what was her other half ‘Gerard’ up to? He loathed being called ‘Gerry’ preferring the far more pretentious full version rather than the more casual diminutive most folks would have favoured.“Oh he’s off up country somewhere, on business, he tells me, but I know his tarty secretary gone with him again. He always was bit dense. She did trim it, but wouldn’t shave it completely. Hey, she enjoyed sex just as much as I did, she just wasn’t quite as, er, open about it as you.” Jim kicked off his pants and moved over to the bed.“Don’t be nervous about it, Jim. I know exactly what I am in the bedroom; I’m a tramp, a slut, a whore. Come on, get in bed and let’s do something nasty. What was it you said about my looking good enough to eat? Prove it.”“Huh?”“Prove it. Eat me.” Cassie spread her thighs apart and spread her pussy. The priest then handed the triangle to Hale, and Hale gave him agolden gavel in return. The priest held it up to the statue of Jovinand declared that I was now, by Jovin's sage providence, a female in theeyes of the church. I was then prompted to shed my robe. I pulled back the hood, revealingmy golden brown hair, which had been allowed to grow out and now coveredmy ears. I then opened the robe, shrugged it off and handed it to mymother. I was wearing a white dress underneath. I had shot.