Scared the fuck out of me. I threw my phone in the air. It landed on the grass thank god but it pissed me off. I flipped the bird at the fuckers screa...ing some profanity at them. They kept going.This guy suddenly appeared out of nowhere and picked up my phone. He handed it to me quickly as I thought he was gonna run with it. My small boney fist was about to connect with his face but I stopped myself just in time.Easy, he says. I'm just being polite.A smile flashes across my face.Thank you so. “Tampons?” I quizzed as I held the package up.“I expect you to douche every morning while showering,” she said. Her tone left no doubt of her seriousness.“Douche?”“Yes. I've set up the shower in the basement with a hose that you can use to flush yourself out. There are probably going to be times when someone is going to want a piece so you are going to have to keep your pussy clean,” she added as a smirk came to her face.“My puss -”“That's what we're going to call you anus from now on. Whenever. I had bought her some sexy lingerie: a white with pale pink lace trim bra, panty, garter belt and stockings set. I hoped that it would make her feel sexy. Just looking and touching the lingerie made my cock twitch and leak precum! As I walked up to our house, gift package in hand, I saw a truck parked in our driveway. I recalled Susan telling me she had someone coming over this week to repair the washing machine so seeing the truck didn’t concern me. I entered the house quietly wanting to. She had given up on my cock, and a good thing at that. The way she was jumping at the ass licking I was giving her, I was afraid she would bite down on my dick. Her face was pressed into my thighs as she moaned over and over. "Vic, what are you doing to me? I haven't, oh God, my God, it's too good! I'm going to cum all over your face if you don't, Jesus, oh Jesus, eat me baby, right there, right there. I'm going to blow. Oh my God yes! Yes, lover, yes!" Her cunt began to contract and expand..