”I just smiled at her to show that I appreciated her thanks and went to do the bath for her.Next day, we did the same. I worked on her thighs quite ...horoughly. I caressed, massaged, rubbed, and kneaded as much area as I was allowed to touch. She moaned occasionally during my work and when I was done and after asking me to prepare her bath, she said, “Naeem, you have magical hands.”I didn’t quite know what she meant, but I knew that I had to say something in return. A smile just wouldn’t have. Let us enjoy, hai yaadh aaya ke in the morning itself tume Bhavagan benkar mujhe bless kiya ta; ohi blessing safhal hui; (ek bath, show me your neebh, if there any black under that, if there any black under your neebh, what you say in joke which shall become true.) I said, No Jeso, nothing like that; there is one big round marking on my Right neck (as 25 paise koin) which is my birth marks; then remaining big big 3 – 4 black dots on chottu-lal’s shaft, that you have seen various time. But now. With the falling snow outside, they arrived, family after family. MyUncles, my grandmother and Aunts. My cousins and more. One wouldwonder if there would be enough food to go around. Like every year they'dbe some left over, you can be sure.After a buffet lunch where I mostly ate finger sandwiches and deviledeggs, there came a loud: Ho- Ho- Ho! From upstairs. Santa camestumbling down and I knew at once it was my grandpa after drinking.Taking the presents out from under the tree, he called them. “Um, sure, of course. But may I have my clothes back first? That’s my prettiest dress and one of my only outfits. I’m happy to listen to trees speaking to me from my dreams.” Convinced it was all a dream, it no longer mattered that she was naked and surrounded. The tallest of the firs leaned forward to speak.“Now listen up Redmond; this is not a dream. Our friends, the purple magic mushrooms, dosed you so you could be aware of the lives around you. Because your artificial green hair reeked of.