Try as I might, I couldn't remember what day of the week, or even month of the year it was. Hell, I couldn't even remember where I was going, or why. ...Oddly enough, I did know exactly where I was: in front of the drugstore at the corner of Elm and DuMont. But wait - the last time I had the nerve to actually drive through here (doors securely locked and windows shut tight, of course!), the street was littered with abandoned businesses and burned-out buildings. No, fate had not been kind to our. She could have lost the blue demon in the trees, she was sure of it. Now, though – now she couldn’t run fast enough. “I almost made it, chaos take you!”She looked around for something, anything she could use – but there was nothing. Her magic had not fazed the knight, what good would wood or grass be? Her eyes fell on the princess, wriggling in the grass and a desperate plan formed.“You can get me,” she said, pulling the fire from the earth under her. “Or save her. Choose!”She sent the fire at. He seemed to be delighted that he now knew my secret. I told him it was just like me discovering his "secret window". His glee turned into shock and fear in a hurry. He knew he could get into big trouble if I told anyone what he was up to. What to do now? We made a deal.I would let him watch me play with my dildo through his heat vent, and neither one of us would ever betray our secrets to anyone. This time, he went into the bathroom and watched me sitting on the edge of the guest bed,. Next Saturday, I'll introduce you to Nina. I went to Catholic school with her 10 years ago. She's 27, brunette, slightly chunky with most of the weight in her butt and hips, and still technically a virgin." How the hell can she be a slumpbuster if she's never had sex?" I asked. "I didn't say she's never had sex," Rob chuckled. "I said that technically she's still a virgin. She's had sex hundreds of times."My brain wasn't turned on all the way. It took me a few seconds to figure out what Rob was.