" Yeah, I noticed that. It's okay to say 'screwing'?" Sure. You can say anything you want, Jane, I just wanted you to know how we say it." What are we...doing today?" Today, we go out to Fairplay and pick up the horses. Henry'll be glad to see you." I've never seen a ranch." We could stay overnight, if you like. We'd still be back in time to get the horses in stables and pick up your father." Could we?" Sure."Jane spent most of her time at the ranch with her mouth open. She looked at the horses. I went to my bedroom and changed to just my shorts and t-shirt.At 8 pm MIL came to the bedroom to watch TV and sat next to me. I decided it was time to act and act fast. I held her hand and said “Neha – tum ne last sex kab kiya tha?” She was shocked! “kya bol reho tum, pagal ho gaye ho kya?”. I said “aaj mai tomare sat sex karunga, tum tayar ho jao”. She just stood up and slapped me hard and said “tumhara demag kharag ho gaya hai, mai Sima ko phone karti ho”.She rushed to the landline phone and. It was going to be a bit of a boring afternoon, there was nothing doing, just a couple of pints then back to the flat to do his ironing. Babs was at work tonight, so there would be no chance for a chat on the phone or a google. He joined the gang in the pub and had a drink, had a bit of a laugh, good crack then wandered home. He had only been in a couple of minutes when the buzzer went for the door below. “Hi, it’s me” said Babs “can I come in for a few minutes, I have a problem?”. Gary. Things seemed to be going alright until it was a bit too late. Our wrestling match started off as they usually do. Yes an actual match. I would taunt him and tell him that I would beat him up “again”, he’d be like, “you never did!”, and our battle would begin. As we were rolling around on his bed he began to lock in submission hold after submission hold; locking his arms around my neck, pulling and bending my arms, twisting and bending my legs back and just putting me in all kinds of odd.