”Dazed, she merely stared dreamily back at him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes clouded. With a curse, he turned abruptly, and walked swiftly awa... from her.It seemed that minutes had barely passed when he returned again, for all of a sudden, whilst Emma was once again staring numbly out at the darkness, arms circled her waist from behind, and a voice breathed passionately into her ear, “Emma.” James, she thought, bemused. Had he decided to come back, then? “I’ve waited so long for this,” he. As soon as i finished saying baburao said” haanSir ab program shuru kar dena chahiye,jyada waqt kharab nahi karnaChahiye,mein peg banata hoon,aur harish tum jaaker apni biwiw ko lekarAao” saying so he opened one bottle of thums-up and poured it one glassAnd then he had one big gulp of drink from that glass,and then filled theGlass with the whisky.i saw that he had really taken a big sip of thumsupAnd now after mixing whisky in that glass it had become a patiyalaPeg{double-large peg**.I went. It was Friday and we wre on the way to home she said me if u have some time then can u come to my home as there is no one at home and my family ill be coming lait to home.I though thay the moment has come now. I generally asked her I can give u company but I hope u will nt rape me. And she replied in a lusty way that she will. Finally we reached home and she served me a coffee and we are watching TV and she was sitting close to me.. then we had a kissing scene in the movie then she change then. “Well, too bad, I Was here, and you could have.” Don’t mess with Senior Citizens!!!SHARE if it made you LAUGH ????An old blind cowboy strolls into a bar one day. Without knowing it, he has actually entered an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He wanders over to a bar stool and asks the bartender for a shot of Jack Daniels.He sits there for a while, then calls out to the bartender. “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”At that point the entire bar falls deadly silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the.