’ That produced more laughter and even the Captain chuckled as the lights went off in the cell block. ‘Good night gentlemen, and I use the term lo...sely. Get your selves some sleep, it’s still two days before any of you get a look at Joker’s fine lady or any other lady that comes for a visit. And in the case of some of you all, I do use the term loosely. Which is probably how all of you would describe what they got between their thighs.’ There was the usual rustle of men settling down for bed,. I bet you are wondering how I got here, correct? New Starlet of the year is an amazing honor, and six months ago even the bag-boy at Bulk N' Buy didn't know my name. I was a simple woman, and I did the things most stay-at-home housewives do. My schedule for Wednesday mornings were always the same. 6:15 Cook Tom's breakfast 6:45 Kiss Tom, and see him off to work 6:50 Dishes 7:00 Running and Spinning 8:00 Grocery Shopping I never wore anything fancy to do grocery shopping, I preferred to be. Under our law there is a difference, but you need not be bothered with that detail right now. However, you will understand that under the laws and protocol of my country, my colleagues and I must be referred to under our title 'Spokesman', or "Spokeswoman', as appropriate. The title in Danubian is 'Advokakt' or 'Advokaktna'." Sir ... uh, Spokesman, you're going to defend me ... like ... in court?" In a matter of speaking I will defend you ... in court. My responsibility to you is to explain to. Even I know that meant we got 6 points. Touchdown I think that move is called.When I remarked on this, I was informed that a penalty kick like this only resulted in two points.Ah well. At least we are winning.I have determined one thing with scientific certainty. Football is without a doubt the most complex thing conceived by the mind of man. After the few attempts they made to explain it, I finally gave up. I seriously believed it was easier to understand women than it was to understand.