"I've never seen one so small," she giggled."Please don't make-" No, no," she said. "Look, we're great together. I know that. But let'sface facts, we'...l never be actually together as long as you only havethis little thing. We can still have fun, though. Maybe one day you'llhave something different down there." What do you...?"She tried to give me a hand job, but found there wasn't enough shaft tomove up and down. I was barely tickling her palm as my juices oozed out,and I lost my train of. She’s 15 years old and HOT! She’s a short 5'4 brunette with caramel colored skin, an hourglass figure, and a smile that can make you melt. "Hi Uncle Eddy!" she said as she gave me a big hug. "How’s my favorite niece doing?" "Fine." she said showing me that smile that can melt the sun. Her dad left and we started chatting about school and work just basic things. "Can I go take a dive in your pool for a lil bit eddy?" "Sure Ill meet you there in a minute." I went to my room and searched for my. We followed her into a clammy cave. The side walls of the cave were damp, emitting unnatural light. We didn’t need light after all. The warrior disappeared as we carefully walked down the carved steps. At the first turn stood another beautiful woman dressed in a revealing outfit. She pouted her lips as if she was kissing someone.“She wants us to kiss, Prof.”Carla took control and pulled me closer to her. She hugged and kissed me. I wondered if Carla was aroused as I was. Instinct took over. My. Do I then bugger off to the WI cake sale and bore everyone rigid wondering about whether I've become some homemade homoerotic male substitute figure? Do I fuck. Right. That's enough of that. Better answer the saddo's letter and earn my fifty quid. Dear Ms ButterfuckGosh, aren't you an insufferable smug saucepot! Coming here and crowing about your conquests and your overripe cushiony funbags. You do realise that some of us have to 'make-do' with children's party-sized funbags and can only dream.