As the line started filling up behind us, I was forced to inch closer to her. So as were slowly moving forward in line, she goes to the front of the s...roller, bending over to tend to her baby. Her massive milk jugs were just hanging there and I wanted to take my phone out so bad. She would look up at me to see if I was staring, and I was. She caught me looking a couple times and just smiled, thats when I figured she might not mind if I record her. I said to myself "fuck it, we'll never see each. My reality had literally become fantasy. The gremlin-lady, Madam G-whatever-the-fuck, wanted us to starve the lust demon out of me, but what kind of butt-fucking retard would I be to want to do that? I had been called an asshole so many times by the girls at my school, I half believed the label. And why shouldn’t I be an asshole? What were these girls but a bunch of prudish, manipulative bitches? Now it was my turn to get what every man wanted, and few would ever manage. Case in point:. "Do you want to see Terri's peers?" My entourage," Terri said. "I can get 'em over here. We're supposed to be doing some geometry today." There are MORE of these?" Mizz Angela asked."Oh, yeah," I said. "Wait."Presently the door popped open and Vicki and Rachel came in. They saw Mizz Angela and stopped.Terri handled the introductions. "Rachel is MY age. Vicki is a year and a half younger." And they bounded off to Terri's room."None of 'em would be any less than that top percentile in. Knowing these flavored seltzers went down like Kool-aid, and not wanting her to get too drunk, I suggested, “How ‘bout we get a pizza?”Her eyes lit up with excitement and as I took out my phone and stood up, heading into the kitchen to place the order, Taylor followed me. We decided to order a medium pepperoni and after hanging up, we went back over to the living room.Sitting on the couch, we both ended up having another hard seltzer as we watched the movie. I was feeling no pain, and as I.