When he awoke, he found himself next to a fire in a cave. An old woman came out from the darkness. It was the ice witch. Rudolph had heard of this evi... creature, but never thought he'd ever encounter her. "What do you want with me?" Rudolph timidly asked. "Well," said the ice witch, "I thought it was YOU who wanted something from ME. After all, its not every day that I find one of Santa's reindeer passed out in front of my home. You must have had quite a hard journey to reach this place... why. Keith took some tokens and placed them into a slot. A porno movie came on the screen.”You brought me here to watch porno, we could have done that at home,” I said.”Look around Kate,” Keith said.I did and saw a round hole in the wall. Keith told me that was a glory hole. I told him big deal it's a fucking hole in the wall. Keith told me to give it a minute or two. To stick my hand thru it and wave. I did as he told me. Within minutes, a limp dick appeared through the hole.”Suck it slut,” Kieth. What's disrespectful about that?" I'm a shemale, Carlos. A chick with a dick. That's who and what I am,and I 'm not going to deny the truth about myself to anyone any longer.I'm not going to be a photo eunuch anymore." Your career's over," he predicted, looking at me with a mixture ofpity and annoyance. "Mine probably is, too." He made a few adjustmentsto his tripod and his camera. He glared at me over the instruments ofhis art. "Could you manage a fucking smile, at least?"I didn't much feel. No wear at all, as if right off the showroom floor. The window was rolled up so I couldn't tell if her perfume was the fabled New Car Smell, but I was betting that it was.She was also so clean on the outside that she could have been manufactured five minutes ago. Maybe she had been.Not wanting to blow my fantasy out of the water too quickly, I want around the front first, finding nothing out of place. Definitely one of Deutschland's finest ambassadors. (I believe in calling a country by what.