. When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn’t feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a...woman! What a pair of sexist twats. I mean, it’s not as if she’d have to reverse the fucking thing!Barry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the fucking Hell have you been”... ??? Barry replies “I was out getting a Tattoo”... ?? “A Tattoo”... ??? she frowned. “What kind of Tattoo did you get”.?? “I got a Tattoo of a Hundred. Kelly was face up. Lisa was face down. It was a lot of fun watching Kelly’s face as Bob made her cum. She watched me as I pulled out of Lisa and pumped my last load of the day onto Lisa’s tramp stamp.During our debrief that night in bed Kelly shared that as soon as I headed downstairs last night Bob asked her if he could see what she would flash in Cancun. Kelly peeled off her sweater and popped off her bra and Bob was on her boobs like a magnet. He clearly has a thing for her huge tits. Kelly. I immediately removed it. She made me lie down on my back and spread my legs. Then she smiled at me and grabbed my dick comfortably in her hands. She put it in her mouth and oh god...what a feeling it was..warm and wet mouth covering my dickhead. i started getting butterflies in my stomach and i held her both hands. She told me to relax and sucked it nice and slow. I exploded very soon into her mouth and she dint even hesitate a bit. I could make out that this wasn't her first blowjob. She was. "Oh, she's nice enough. Christ, oh... you know, Mom." Tony looked suddenly sheepish. "I can't talk to you about stuff like that." I'm a grown woman, Tony." Angela giggled. "I really don't think you're going to shock me. Now what went wrong on your little date? Hmmm?" Oh, you know. She wouldn't... I mean, she wouldn't..." Wouldn't what?" "Wouldn't what?" Wouldn't put out, that's what!" Angela started breathing hard, making her huge braless tits heave under the blouse. A sudden vision of her.