The Amish men thought otherwise.Soon, the only ones not smoking were myself and the two Elders Neufeld. I invited them to the bar. There was no coffee...brewed, which was a pity, but the keg of whiskey was in it's sling. I had not yet tested the batch, so I was unsure if the bung was even set, but luck was with me. I poured three drinks and passed them out. It may be locally made, but American-Irish knew something about distilling spirits.This was excellent. The batch was single malt and aged in. I loved her a lot, and I thought that she and I were going to get married, have our own life, and raise a family. It's hard to think about where I am going to go now." Well, I am here for you. All you have to do is to e-mail me. Or, even better, here is my cell #. I have free minutes after 6 PM, so, feel free to call me anytime. 858-555-2323." Wow, thanks a lot. I will call you sometime. Not sure when." Why don't you call me now. I am sure that you can use a friend, and it's 7:19 PM." You sure,. I likelesbians though,..guess that's not the same thing. I wouldn't want a manhitting on me that's rather a repellant thought. What is April to me? Is she a man or is she a woman?A woman.What is April to April?I don't know. Maybe I should talk to her. Okay, where's the damn cellphone? Oh..here it is.."Hi April, it's me Cliff. I thought you mightknow the voice heh ummm I want to see you so we can talk about....ummmthings. Okay great, see you in a few." {Sigh} knock on the door, it easy.. More shopping, but not today! I laughed at myself as I drove back home. I stopped at the subway on the corner first and grabbed a foot long. I said no to the meal option, as I had drinks and fresh fruit at home to help wash the sandwich down.It took me about twenty minutes in the garage to get the ski rack mounted properly and the spare tire back in its place. There were actually two racks, one on each side of the spare, and they were adjustable enough to use with water boards, snowboards and.