”Sensing her opportunity, she stands up and walks over Dirk and tells him,“There are strange myths about masturbation out there but there aren't a...y studies to prove it. So actually masturbation is good for you. But anyway, I still have to check you!”She takes Dirk’s hand and examines them and says, “I also might suggest some ointments for your hands so that these callouses may go away!”“You’re right-handed right? She asks then adds “we can get some ointment on it.”“Thanks doc!” Dirk remarks.. That I might lose you." After this weekend? I'm still thanking my lucky stars that you haven't broken up with me. Don't think for an instant that I'd let a gorgeous, intelligent girl like you slip away from me."She didn't say anything; she just smiled, and slipped an arm around my shoulder. I tousled her hair for a second, then let my arm fall onto her shoulders. And we sat like that until the bus pulled into the stop in front of Midway.Stepping off that bus was like stepping into a new world.. "Great freakin McGirk! How can anyone be that damn goody good?!" Waving his hand and making the TV and toilet disappear the purple imp paced on the ceiling deep in thought before he snapped his fingers with a grin. "Maybe it’s all fake, maybe they’re just trying to polish their image a bit, make themselves look better than they are…"Getting a wicked idea he snapped his fingers and a small black domino mask appeared in his hand, the thing looked harmless and innocent enough. "Ah the monster. Her heel clicking got my attention. I looked up and saw her red hair pulled behind her back. A beautiful black dress that couldn't allow a bra to be worn was hanging off her gorgeous body. I went over and took her hand, helping her down the stairs.We walked arm in arm to the dinner setup."Everything looks so yummy," she said."Even the food," I added.That caused her to titter a bit. I went to my chair right next to hers. "You did all of this for me?" she asked with her eyes glistening."I've told.