Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome tip”. The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. Yep. 25 c...nts. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers “The wife did it”.A man stood outside his house after a bitter divorce and noticed a crate of beer bottles. He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”. He smashed the second bottle “You are the reason I don’t have. It sucked, a lot, that Avery went up against Maria when Natasha was convinced of her innocence. But Avery was convinced, still was, and the only reason she and her pack weren’t banned from the city — or dead — was because she didn’t try that shit on Antoinette.A weird, tricky situation. It always was. No chance any of these groups were going to get along smoothly, no matter how much Jack tried.But he’d keep trying. Once Avery was healed up, and maybe a little less angry about getting her ass. "Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher? Which one, and describe them." I don't even want to hear this," muttered Denise.But Lissa, amazingly, answered quite forthrightly, "Well, there's Mr Campisi, the gym teacher." Yah, he's hot," agreed Marie, to everyone's surprise.Then, sincerely shocking her mother, I think, Lissa added, almost gratuitously, "And there's Mr Zimmermann, in English." Oh my GOD, really?" exclaimed Marie. "But he's, like, OLD." Then, immediately realizing. And she just with some doubtful lustful smile asked me you haven’t seen them in real they are always covered how can you say they are good? Hearing those words I was like what? did what I just heard real….I got a big bulge and as I was not wearing any underwear my thin cotton half pant my tool just stoop up enough to let her see the bulge…and I could she was just looking at them continuously but was uttering no voice…I guessed now she’s is hot enough to hear any dirty words from and I said I.