> The joyful father rushed to the nursery> to see his new son.> He was horrified> at the ugliest c***d he had ever seen.> He told his wife: "There's n... way I can be the> father of this baby.> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!> Have you been fooling around behind my back?"> The wife smiled sweetly and replied:> "Not this time!">>> The 3rd Affair>> A mortician was working late one night.> He ! examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,> about to be cremated,> and made a startling. If it gets too bad just tell me, becausethe setting lotion is soothing, and I'll just use more of it. Your set'll just last that much longer. Women have to suffer to be beautiful, sometimes! Don't weknow it! But it's always worth it!Anyhow, it went like that for the rest of the week. What seemed to get my sweetie excited was watching George do it, not doing it himself. The third day I managed to sit down on George all the way, and once I had all of him inside meI couldn't move. I felt like a. This is where you are aware but cannot move, speak due to paralysis.I arrived to be met by Dawn, she is about 55 tall ,blonde with a nice figure for her age, I'd been seeing Stuart for a few months now and giving him passive therapy. I'd always got on with both of them very well, obviously not much input form him due to his condition, she was always a bit flirty, today being no different except she was doing it in front of him. As I was doing his therapy she was massaging my shoulders in full. ’ He turned to go. ‘I’ll be right back.’ ‘Yes, Sir.’ He glanced back. She gave him a don’t-be-long smile. It took several minutes for the proprietor to answer the bell. The grizzled old man opened the office door, and gruffly asked, ‘You know anything about these damn computers? My daughter sent me a picture of my new grandson and I can’t find the damn jay-pig file.’ ‘I think you mean jpeg file.’ ‘Yeah? Whatever.’ ‘I probably can help you out. Where’s the PC?’ ‘In here.’ The old man hobbled.