Meri pichli story muje randi banaya aapko pasnd aayi thanx,us din mai 6 baje ghar pahunchi meri taange dukh rahi thi sharir tut raha tha, par maza bah...t aaya tha, meri saheli hai hema mai us-se sari baat share karti hu, uska birthday tha 18 june ka, mai uske ghar gayi wo tayar ho rahi thi, maine use wish kiya. Wo bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi,Me : chalo party do aaj b’day aise hi nahi teri jaan chutne waliHema : party mai tumhe sham ko dungi meri jaan, abi to maine kisi aur ko party dene jana. When Joseph tried to be arty with an essay on Dante's Inferno, he was rewarded with an F and an after-class lecture about the proper conventions of essay writing and their usefulness in advancing successfully through college."I'll be there," said Joseph.It was a rocky show, with nerves getting the best of a couple performers. Jordan was the star. His soft shoe duet with another talented and, as far as Joseph could tell, straight young man opening the show was lively and perfectly executed. Even. With my husband. I woke up the next morning, and found him there -- dead. It was a shock! He was healthy! He was only 46 years old! I called my daughter -- she's 21. I mean -- she was. When I couldn't get her, I called friends, neighbors, relatives. The phone seemed to be working, but nobody answered me!"I drove to the campus where my daughter was a student. It was terrible! The dorm was full of dead girls! It was... it was awful!" She broke into fresh tears, and I did my awkward best to. I told her that in time you would want that. For the next few days I was constantly thinking about what Andrea said. Then one night I had killed two stiff drinks and and when Andrea got home from work I blurted out how would she do it? She looked puzzled and said how would do what? I said how would Janet cut off my balls? Andrea laughed and said do you want her too? I said of course not but if you want me castrated then I'll do it. To my surprise Andrea said OK I'll call Janet after dinner and.