..B: calling me a lyre?!Bloke goes to a costume party, stark naked, painted green with his girlfriend on his back. Someone asks ‘what are you suppos...d to be?’, he replies ‘I’m a tortoise’. ‘What about her?’, he replies... ‘that’s Michelle’I told my doctor that when I travel from country to country I have the urge to get drunk. She told me I’m a borderline alcoholic.A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, “Your barracks door is open.”Not a. The major difference this time was that he and I had an onlooker. Mom was just about eye-level with my crotch when I stretched over the tub to retrieve a towel from the rack high above the rear end of the tub.“Tommy,” she said very softly, “there is a bulge in your jeans, and it is getting bigger and bigger.” “I know,” I said apologetically. “I tried to prevent it from doing that, but when I saw your bare breast when I came into the bathroom I lost control.”“Don’t apologize, Son,” Mom continued. Moments later I heard the three thunder claps all around us. Marjorie’s pussy clamped down tightly onto my cock all three times forcing three jets of cum to flow up into her and I felt three warm showers on my cold balls as she peed each time the thunder sounded. Then there was one last bolt of lightening that made all the others sound muffled. It struck that two-hundred-year-old oak tree on the back corner of my property splitting it right down the middle and setting it on fire. I didn’t hear. 25 of time and my first touch to her i fill my rist on her breast we were leasening the songs and i did not remove my hand from her and with in this 2 or 3 minute my mind was change now nisha is girl for me with me for 2 days i can feel her breths the i said her nisha or idhar ho ja vo boli app kha letege apko problem hogi meri vajah se apko pareshani hogi tab mere use bato bato me bola kuch nahi hoga teri vajah se pagli hum sabse jyada enjoy karege or vo mere bilkul pass ho gai or mera hath ab.