Would she want him to wear a condom and would he want to wear a condom and did that mean he might have to wear two condoms and how long would he last,...an hour, or all night? Oh decisions, decisions. She turned pale at the next thought in the wake of 26 years of a sexually active marriage that had slammed to a stop upon her husband’s death. What if her channel had shrunk from not being penetrated? The possibility of such ignominy perhaps with him turning red in the face failing to make headway. Anthony saw her and jokingly asked "Do I need to leave and let you guys work this out"? She said "You are not going anywhere big boy" and put her hand on his leg and started rubbing. She was inching closer and closer to the front of his shorts.It was time for another shot to get the party started. We decided on tequila again. The waitress brought the shots, we toasted and down they went. I knew she was starting to feel a little frisky. Then the band started playing and she stood up, grabbed my. She had never been turned on by tits before. She had to reach down and pull her penis up to keep it from being kinked. It was really long, longer than the longest that had been in her vagina. It stuck out the top of her panties, and it felt really good to touch it. But as sexy as she saw herself in the mirror, obviously, she couldn’t fuck herself, and she had no vagina. She said something to John. He said, “look at me” and gestured between his legs. John had a vagina that looked just like her. The British consulate attempted to dissuade him from delivering the find to the upstart Americans and return with it to the British Royal Museum instead.Personally, Sir Harold was entirely in accord with the consulate's suggestion, but he knew from past experience, the Americans took their Museums very seriously indeed and would furnish more than adequate funds to restore and maintain the discovery in a suitable location with maximum exposure to the modern-day world.His wife was in a bath.