A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said. “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you’ll live...to nice ripe old age.”So, the young cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to be the nice ripe old age of 96.When he died, he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren ... and a 16-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.Bad Mom?“Can you pleasehold my hand?” A mother asks her son: “Anton, do you think I’m. Instinctively, I stretched out the piece of cloth. To my genuine surprise, I found that it was excessively wet on the inside with viscous transparent liquid all over the crotch area.Just then, Kate stepped out of the bathroom. As soon as she saw me, she said loudly, “Mom!” and quickly shifted her focus to the underwear. Why is Kate is bothered about me just holding her underwe-... wait a minute! My eyes widened while my face made an ‘oh!’ expression.I asked Kate, “Is this what I think it. "Laugh it up, Fuzzball," Carrie told me. "We'll compare net worths after the first of the year." Well, you got to throw Kelly's in with mine to make it fair," I told her. "After all, what's hers is hers and what's mine is hers." You better be talking cash only, pal," she warned in mock agitation."Cash, credit cards, mortgages, car loans, tuition bills," I listed. "By the way, you are going to be seriously outnumbered tonight so you might wanna sit quietly, not that you'll much to cheer about.. Randy clicked the play button and the action began on their big-screen TV. "We recorded this last year when we were on vacation in Maui." I watched transfixed as the video started up and zoomed in rather jerkily on Randy and Julie. I realized that someone else must have been operating the camera.The TV showed Julie removing her t-shirt, unhooking her bra and then the camera zoomed in on her tits. Her shorts and panties quickly followed and she was naked. She opened her legs wide and there was.