’ --Tim, 7 years old‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.’ --Melanie, 7 y...ars old‘My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’ --Grady, 7 years old‘‘My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’ --Toby, 7 years old‘My Dad gets funny on. Claire's sister Louise walked into the lounge room freshly washed after having a poo bath, dressed similar to her sister in just a top and socks."Hey sis, how was your bath," said Claire."It felt really good, thanks mum."Louise then walked over and let out a loud smelly fart right into her appreciative sisters face."How would you girls like to go to the mall tomorrow with pooey faces?" asked Sarah's mother."Awesome! That would be so cool, do you think Sally and her mum can come as well?" asked. I found him sitting rigidly at his desk, staring at a blank computer screen. “Ryan, what’s—“ He suddenly turned to me,“What the fuck is your problem, Ben? Why the hell would you be calling me gay in front of my dad?” My face screwed up in anger, “What are you talking about? You’re not exactly the straightest arrow in the bunch! Who was the one that was just moaning from being fucked in the ass just a moment ago? Hmm?” “Me? You’re the cocksucker! Fag! You don’t have any right to talk about me. We both had some stuff we had to do, and though I wanted to ignore itall, she said she'd make it up to me later, so we about our errands.That night, after dinner and everything, we went to bed early. I'dclimbed into the sack. Christ I was nervous. It was one thing to dothis sort of stuff while still half-drunk in the morning, but now I wasthinking clearly and feeling real weird about it all. But the minuteshe walked in all that went out of my head. She wore a semitransparentrobe and had her.