"Yep," Chris replied boldly."Fine, whatever, get out of my office. Give the kids the impression youwere chewed out," the principal requested."You got...it, sir," Chris agreed.The principal smiled and shook his head as Chris exited his office.Chris gave Arnie a smile and went out to the parking lot to his car. Heput on his shades and drove off towards his house. To get home, he hadto take the freeway. As he came across a long tunnel, he saw a suddencar accident. Vehicles smashed against each. Sorry about that.”She smiled apologetically, coughed once and completely changed her demeanor.“Alright, listen up Dude! The 129th Rasheul great slave tournament features a grand total of 128 combatants. In seven nail biting and chest pounding fights you will have to hack, slash, bite and blow your way to victory in a no holds barred match. And we are not kidding around here. Weapons are allowed, as well as items, magic and whatever else you can think of. Only requirement is that you can carry. I sat around and read magazines while she researched her schoolwork.Unknown to me, Tom had set this whole thing up. He had been watching me ever since I showed him Rena and now he knew my routine about as good as I did. He knew I would leave her, come back, leave her, come back, without any real schedule. He also knew she would never know if someone came in that was not me. About a year ago I had shown Tom where we hid our extra house key in the garage in case something ever happened and he. .. how much water did you drink?”This one is compliments fo s800482Three pals go bear hunting. On arrival at the cabin it is discovered that Jack forgot his rifle.The other two guys give him a rasher of shit and ask how he figured to get his bear. Jack embarrassed for his error said he had a system and for them not to worry. Jack grabs the TP roll and heads out to do his business.Shortly the front door crashes open as Jack runs through the cabin and runs out the back door closing it as he goes.