....the man that lived there was at work. It was a few days before I got to use the dildo again but everytime I had the house to myself that summer ... used it. I discovered that I could wedge the dildo into the exhaust opening and it positioned the dildo about 3" off the floor......perfect height if I was laying on my stomach. So I decided to try that and see how it worked. I took a pair of panties I had stolen from a friend's mother, laid them on the floor, and lay down on my stomach. My. ...well be careful I yelled back. The music was loud and the grill was smelling good. I had lost track of time and before I knew it I saw my wife come through the gate and headed toward me. She came up real close so we could talk over the music, I asked well did you get it? She said yeah, and I brought back the Rum too. She started walking away. I followed her and asked where are you going? She said I need to pee. I followed her inside and into the bathroom. She said I know what your doing, I. "I have to know what you did to me." Tell you what. Tonight, I just want to take a shower and collapse in bed. Get me up in the morning and bring Carol. We can use her as our crash test dummy." I looked at Carol. "You don't have a history of heart disease in your family do you? I would hate for it to be too much for an older woman like you."Jennie shook her head."No, you don't. You are all mine this weekend. Nice try but you are not talking me into a threesome with my sister, no matter how many. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!o If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.o As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.o Do not have a snack before going to a party in an.