.. He’s pretended to be a dog for, but make believe isn’t enough, is it?”What do you want to achieve out of this experience?“I just want to ha...e some more fun ... I hope I’ll enjoy the dog, but I know what I’ll really enjoy is the idea of all my old pupils watching the show, and seeing me with the dog and thinking ‘Is that Mrs Kilcline having sex with a dog?’ – and it will be!”What about your pupils now?“I’d love to show them the video as part of a biology lesson...” She laughs out loud at her. Then I went back to the kitchen and ate breakfast. I was just finishing washing the dishes when I heard Linda struggling to get out of bed.I went back and she had herself perched at the side, but couldn't get her butt high enough to get out. I offered her a hand and then kissed her when she got upright.She squirmed away from the kiss and dashed to the bathroom, saying, "I really gotta pee bad."I returned to the kitchen and finished the dishes. She came in just a bit later and hugged me while I. "Definitely not, I've been here all day, and just now decided to put the bed up."I nodded "Ahhhh a sincerely unwise move indeed."She leaned back against a partially assembled dresser and tilted her head."Tell me about it. Do you think you can help me?"Almost immediately her words spurred images of cheap, corny porno's in my head, with Doe as the highly popular pornstar watching me as I lifted the bed with one hand and set it perfectly in the center of the room, followed by some snide comment. I know, I'm strange, you must have realised that by now right?Either way, you made it to me and we walked up the stairs to the cinema, stopping to look at the films that were showing while I called my bank. You disappeared inside and I looked at the times, instantly picking out the two which were showing soonest as I hung up the phone. I stood there for a moment longer before starting to feel edgy, I'm still not entirely trusting of people who go off alone at cinemas, always half expecting them.