I learned that the chew toys that smelled of feet were forbidden. I learned to predict my own needs far enough ahead to get a human to open the door. ... learned which people liked to be greeted and which didn't. It seemed unfair that they moved me to a dog house at the time I was becoming less of a bother. The house was fine, though. It got better as I grew into it and it got snugger. The problem was that we were separated all night. Then she went to school and we were separated most of the day,. Love you." Bye, Dad." Bye, Jenny." She needs to stop doing man-looking for things! People will notice. Nowoman would ever walk past stuff at the bottom of the stairs withoutputting it away! Mum never did. She'd have made me go down there and putthem away if she was still here." Don't you think it's weird you're, like, sharing tights with your Dad?" No! Duh. I was always nicking Mum's." Yeah, but your Mum is your Mum." You think Dad should have to go to work bare legged? Harsh!" Yeah, but. And to top it all off I found her little nurse's hat. I looked inthe mirror and I looked very professional. And, good enough to fuck. 'I bet if I volunteered, every young doctor at the hospital would want apiece of my ass. I'd laugh at their jokes, listen to them veryattentively, hanging on every word. I'd smile at them and give littleflirtatious gestures. And, when the moment was right, a handsome marrieddoctor would pull me aside into his office, or some medical supplycloset, where I'd take. He was the dominant of the pair and Jenny, although quite spirited, had always been subservient in their relationship, even before they’d been aware of the true meaning of the words."I don’t know, Jenny." Jacob feigned a stern frown, secretly delighting in the lovely pout it brought forth on his sister’s lips. In his eyes, and indeed, all others, his sister was the rarest of the rare, a true and natural beauty. Eyes the color of sapphires, and hair made of spun gold that cascaded down her back..