I went on to Adam & Eve and bought something called the Legend Anal Pleaser. It came a couple days later and we just had to try it out.I wanted to be ...eally clean for her, so I asked for an hour to get ready. I gave myself a good enema, shaved (face and cock) and showered. I put on a pretty garter, black thigh highs, a school gurl skirt, a bustier and a white shirt. I put on my new black wig, minimal makeup, earrings and deep red lipstick. I topped it all off with my 5" patent pumps. She came. Now stupid I'm not. I know any woman can hook her own bra but I was not going to turn down this opportunity. So I honored her request, she thanked me and told me I need not leave the room since I had already seen her in her bra and panties. So I sat on the bed and watched her finish getting ready. All this activity resulted in me growing quite the bulge in my pants of which she did take notice.Soon we were off to the mall I was determined to make the shopping part of the evening a quick hit and. We then followed the road for another half mile or so and came at a park where Aunt Helena told me I could go. Then she told me where the library was, if I would want to read a book or so and she told me all there was to know about the subway, where the stations where and how I could go to all the tourist places. She also gave me advice to do a bus tour to have a few of the city.We then got on the bus and got to a real old fashioned tea room. It was decorated in nice pastel colours and on all. Homes said, rather dryly, and much too patiently, "Yes, Maizie, a man. I disguised Dr. Whatsin here," he pointed a thumb back at Whatsin, "as a woman, so I could use him as bait," Whatsin blanched at the remark, "as a lure, a decoy if you will, to try and catch a most nefarious criminal, one Dr. Phallus, who has kidnapped many a young woman for all sorts of vile and evil sexual purposes." He left it at that, as if further explanation was superfluous."Oh," she said. "I've 'eard of 'im! Who.