And the suckiest thing of all the suckiest things in that room was Ms Harridan, with her skanky cardigan, milk-curdling face, and her 'hamster cage af...er you haven't cleaned it out for two weeks' breath. So I was really pleased when Headmaster Crotchety invited me into his private office. Which was just as sucky as the other room but let's not go through all that again. But none of it was as sucky as Headmaster Crotchety who not only didn't offer me a seat but just went on and on about uniforms. By now my dick is limp and only an 1 in. long. they just laugh and look at you and tell you that you are in a huge treat tonight. i tell you to knee in the middle of the room and the guys surround you. you look confused and worried. your head is being poked at all sides by these massive dickheads that you dont know what to do. the weight of their dicks on your face and head is overwelming. as you grab a dick with one hand, you realize that it is going to take two hands to handle these guys. Afterward, it seemed best to confess to the elders that you won due to this trick, but they simply smiled at you and explained that they had hoped someone would be clever enough to think of it. "A smarter man makes a better king," they told you. And just like that, you went from Xavier, apprentice to the blacksmith, to King Xavier, First of that Name, Ruler of Elyssia and Defender of its People.Ten years later, you have proven a popular and well-loved monarch. The Kingdom of Elyssia, as the. Hermione stifled a yawn as she flushed the loo and began pulling up the knickers and made sure they were on like they should before she bent down to get her tights and they had not even been pulled up over her ankles before something horribly, mortifying happened.There was a crack like a gunshot and the Weasely twins apparated into the locked bathroom."So I was thi- wooh.." Fred picked up the conversation the twins must have had in their own room but dropped in as he saw Hermione bending over.