.. this is good to do so if you are out some time, and you are so used to sitting while you pee... one of your friends or anyone could catch you going...to the bathroom like a faggy boy! carry a questionable man purse/ purse - you know those bags for men that are like macho versions of purses... only the style never caught on with men, unless it was the gay ones... you should get one and carry it around... not only will people think you look "gay" with it on... they are going to start thinking. On the way to Simon's house he had a brainwave and used a phone box to call his mother. Marianne, in turn, phoned hers, and also spoke to her sister. After, they stopped off at the chippie and got cod and chips for four to bring back.Simon and Marianne were laughing together as they walked in through his parents' front door. His mother greeted them, "I like to hear that sound. I wish I could hear it more often." She took the fish 'n' chips in the paper bags from them and hurried into the. I really got off on how she would take the magazine from me and look at these guys dicks. i would point and ask her "how about this one or how about that one". i loved her replies, "do guys dicks really get this big," " there is no way something like that would fit in me"," that is too big for me"," i am not wide enough for that to fit"," that is way too long". i just ate up all of her comments and would eventually have great sex afterwords. we talked about sex and what she thought about my. "I heard they beat your ass with a stick," Orla whispered."They probably will fuck you up your ass ,you sexy girl," Jason joked."No,serious,I know someone who said she was slapped on her bum by one of the nuns with a thick ruler," Sandra interjected."I heard that too,what if it really fuckin' hurts," Orla said ,concerned."Then beg them to stop,tell them you bruise easily and your going out Saturday night," Jason laughed."They're gonna slap you too ,Jason, what do you think of that?" Sandra.