He had an inane habit of spoiling her silly anytime he was away from her for long periods of time. She opened the door and gasped. Right in front of h...r was one of the biggest boquets she had ever seen. Nicola estimated there must've been about three dozen long-stemmed white roses in that arrangement, neatly framed by a big heart-shaped balloon and accentuated with...a stuffed mushroom? Closer inspection revealed that the mushroom strongly resembled the tip of one's penis. The horny little. After all I will be her brother-in-law once you and Sally tie the knot in September. She’s beautiful. She couldn’t be interested in me, that way.’ ‘I’d say, you might be in for a surprise. So, you’d better be prepared. By the way, speaking of being prepared, what did I tell you years ago?’ ‘I don’t know. You told me a lot of things. As I recall, I told you a few things too. Just what are you referring to?’ ‘I told you to always be prepared and have condoms with you, just in case. Do ya have. .."George lurched a bit at Hermione's description, whereas Fred put up a brave face, even though he wanted to run as far away as possible. Harry had dropped all pretences and had started to dry heave once more."After that, Harry and Ginny will snog while still finger-banging her, right there at the table in front of you," Hermione continued, not quite suppressing the quiver of disgust in her voice. "Harry might just pull her robe down so he can..." Hermione paused and swallowed, as she steeled. ‘Hah!’ he laughed. ‘Looks like you’re going to have to go rescue them!’ My eyes widened. ‘Me? You’re the gentleman!’ I squealed. It was then he lunged for me. Grabbing me, and holding me in a fireman’s lift, he looked cheekily into my eyes. ‘Trust me?’ he questioned. I hesitated. ‘Theoretically?’ I was shaking with anticipation. ‘Then hold your breath!’ he shouted, and with that, he jumped right into the freezing lake, still clutching me in his arms. Spluttering, we rose to the surface. Giving.