. buh-sides... ain'tdat whut yew said?... dat tuh bee in bidness... yew gots tuh maximizeyo' earnin' potential... end earnin' profits... end yew kin s...op datmuthafuckin' cryin' tew... bitch... buh-sides... duh way yew gonna beelookin'... out own duh track... yew mighten' e'en pull yo'self... a fewwhite dicks tew... yew ain't seen won uhh dem yet ennyway... cawse yewjest been servicin' duh bruthas... frum duh fust day in duh joint...when yew got turn't out... jest black dicks... so... yew kin. She’s got checklists on her iPad and in her head and she’s checking and double-checking and I’m picking at her.“Sweetie, we’re going to Europe, not the Cannibal Coast. If you forget something, you can buy it there...”“You know how I am about surprises, baby...”“I’ve surprised you a few times and you liked it.”“You know what I mean.”“How about if I surprise you right now?” I leered.The giggle still gets me. “That’s not a surprise, that’s a requirement, dude.”“Now I’m ‘dude’?”“You wanna be. "I could think of what was coming next... but I decided to take the chance so I just said, "right hand, pointing finger", pointing this one out towards her."Well, well... just give me your right hand, so, well, right, just stiffen your pointing finger.... exactly so."She took my hand and positioned it in perfect "ass height". Then, she once again turned, showing me her bare ass."Now - stick your finger inside my ass just like I did it with your pen, or else -"I could think of what she would say. I asked if she would like to join me, we could cool off, relax in the swirling water, and then wash each other's backs. She blushed, and then asked if I was serious? I said, of course, let's both take a break and relax, she deserved it, she could finish up later. She smiled and said the Jacuzzi had been thoroughly cleaned, and it was ready. I said I would put some of my wonderful rose oil flakes in the water and she would just love it. If she wanted, she could finish up what she was doing while.