But Martha just leaned forward, and, after kissing her finger tips, placed them on the baby's lips."I know what he said," Martha said, softly. "He sai... 'Hi mom and dad. What took you so long?'"Sean froze in his bed looking up at Martha with an expression that could only be described as astonishment. Then he grinned and his arms and legs started working about 90 MPH, and he started saying, "asdkgaoisonernoianoandngasdg." Wow," Ben murmured. "Maybe you were right!"The rest of the visit followed. I sit down and he asks me what brings you here today. I tell him I am a bit embarrassed but I think I have a freckle growing on my penis. He tells me don't be embarrassed, I need you to take off your pants and lay on the examination table face up so I can have a look. I removed my pants but left my boxers on and got onto the table. The doctor put on some gloves and pulled the front of my shorts down to reveal my penis. I point out to him the freckle I am talking about, he picks up my penis. Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelinblindfolded? A. You don’t have to be very good to get people’s attention.Q. What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawn mower.Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust fordirections: an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tunebagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate youhave been hallucinating.Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? A.. Aunty shook her head and said no, no we continue to take turns sleeping in middle okay since it was important that we all 3 (aunty, Prya, and me) learn and experience more about sex and feelings. Aunty reminded me to continue to take the hormone medications prescribed to increase the development of my manhood and overall physical strength, since we had time aunty told me she wanted to record the weekly progress of any increase in my cock measurements.Aunty got her notebook and measuring tape.