Three streams!“What the hell is that?” “War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”.The two veterans then look over at the guy ...n the middle and see... 12 streams!“War wound??” “Nah my zipper’s stuck”A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt” the golfer mumbles to himself.Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers “Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink. ‘Oh Oliver,’ she cried as she threw her head back into the pillow. He leaned back on his knees and watched her luxurious breasts jiggle in time with his thrusts. She gasped then moaned when he touched them, squeezing them gently and catching her nipples between his fingers. Oliver didn’t think he could hold it back much longer. The sight of Lindsay’s beautiful, flushed face twisting into expressions of pleasure, her sexy moans and sighs, and the feeling of her soft plump breasts under his. "Be still you little white pussyboy!" he ordered between love bites. "Just relax and go with the flow. A white pussy cuntboy like you should be begging for more nigger cock, not less."The pain did ease off a bit as Leo's length made itself at home. This allowed me to settle down again and start enjoying myself, which in turn prompted the two men to redouble their efforts and bring things to a memorable climax. I was allowed to cum first, and boy did I cum! My whole body began to convulse as. His hands were still on her waist but they soon started moving up the sides of her body. I watched on expecting my wife to move away or at least slap his hands, but as she did neither, my mouth went dry and he cupped both her breasts through the dress. If you asked me how I would react if I found myself in this situation, like most men I’d say I’m going to knock him out. But I didn’t. Instead I stood watching as I found myself becoming aroused. Anna loves having her breasts groped, by me.