"What's your name?" I asked her."Niamh, Your Highness," she told me."Thank you for your help, Niamh," I told her. "You saved my life backthere."I brea...hed slowly in and out and tried to replenish my reserves as shecarried me in reverse through the tunnel back into the castle. We hadjust reached the front door when it was flung open! Camulus' menscrambled in, and just outside the door I saw Camulus fighting withCaireen. I leapt out of Niamh's arms and tried to decide where tostart.Caireen and. She sighedhappily and said, "I hope our sons look like you, Douglas." No, Mr. Lambert! Why? How?" Oh, I still had more skin cream at home. I changed back into my trueform last night as soon as I could. I knew that my lord and his trustyassistant Dr. Janowicz were testing me yesterday with their horribletestosterone cream, to see how faithful a servant I was. You can seethat I passed my test. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, but I unlocked oneof your windows yesterday when I was over here,. That whoever, within the District of Columbia or any of the Territories of the United States ... shall sell ... or shall offer to sell, or to lend, or to give away, or in any manner to exhibit, or shall otherwise publish or offer to publish in any manner, or shall have in his possession, for any such purpose or purposes, an obscene book, pamphlet, paper, writing, advertisement, circular, print, picture, drawing or other representation, figure, or image on or of paper or other material, or any. ......... and why not? Isn't that what we're all doing here, boys and girls?Some of the comments that have come with the stories have certainly opened my eyes to the solitary sexual indulgences of womankind behind closed doors. Sometimes, I was so fascinated by what I was being told about, that I asked for photographic evidence of the contents of bedside cupboards and found myself looking at photos of enormous artificial phalluses (phalli?) in a variety of colours and textures which would put.