MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCHThis Group Is Compliments of Web_Magician, You Many Note He Is Not a Fan of Lawyers!!Q: How many...lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A1: How many do you want it to take?A2: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?A: They’re both extinct.Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?A1: A good startA2: Not enough. Budzinski scowled, "Christ, lieutenant, he's pissed about the fast one you pulled with that chick Misty. Let's see if we can't complete your in-processing and medical scan before 1600 hours."Clark froze in his tracks. "Holy shit, I just realized that I'm going to have four demanding women in my quarters tonight. How soon can I get that enhancement package?"Budzinski started laughing, "You had everything worked out except for the little detail that can get yourself fucked to death, didn't you,. Bloody silly ones. Questions that is, of course it goes without saying that you have to be bloody silly to want to drive a small boat around the English Channel in the first place.As she is posing the question I am sitting gazing into Jenny's eyes, because good friends 'though we may be, I, with red blood in my veins and testosterone soaked brain, fancy her madly. And, to be honest, have done since I first met her. Madly? Well, perhaps an overstatement, but not too much, and I have a shrewd. ?I put myself on her knees with my ass ready for myMistress to spank. She gave me 25 strong smacks with her bare hand, all thetime telling me I should never again propose anything to her without her permission,and not knowing her opinion on the subject beforehand. A few weeks passed, and our relationship had changedcompletely. Whenever we were around people, we pretended to be the same we hadalways been. But when we were alone, there was never a moment she treated methe same as before. I was.